Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 3% spandex.
Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it's all real and valid, ya know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.