Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These cards contain 100 chicken recipes that’ll satisfy all your mouth-watering needs, now you can eat cock. Approx. 15 cm x 9 cm x 3.5 cm.
Craving a beer but can’t find a bottle opener? These cards will teach you 100 different ways to open your beer without the need of a bottle opener.
This Bartender 8 Piece Stainless Steel Cocktail Set with stand is essential for any home bar setup or cocktail enthusiast. Made from high-quality 18/8 stainless steel, the 700ml Cobbler shaker will have you mixing drinks like a pro in no time. This set also comes with a 30/45ml spirit measure, cocktail strainer, stirrer, muddler, ice tongs and a corkscrew.
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me. Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle. Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe.
Our Man's Guide to Getting Old is a tongue-in cheek gift book, perfect for ageing friends and family! With 96 pages of silly and fascinating tips, tricks, quotes and facts to help you embrace your years as a 'silver fox' *wink wink*, all within a hardback cover, this is a hilarious gift for any ageing man in your life! Depth : 20.00 cm Height : 1.00 cm Width : 14.00 cm.
"A mothers smile can brighten even the darkest days" - Inspiration ceramic mug with gold trim. 360ml.
Dig into your day with this ceramic mug featuring a fun Ace of Spades design, perfect for gardening enthusiasts. A sturdy metal garden spade spoon is included, making it a unique and practical gift for birthdays, or any occasion. 500ml capacity. Do not microwave. Hand wash.
The ultimate party weapon – load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Easy to use – just load the cartridge, pull back the cocking mechanism and shoot to get loaded. 60(L) x 60(W) x 270(H) mm.
I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.
A perfect gift for anyone who is prone to spreading fake news. These sugar free peppermints in our new 30g embossed, high quality tins make the perfect gift for anyone who is prone to spreading fake news! 30g.
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