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Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 3% spandex.

What team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.

I'll sleep when my alarm clock is dead. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You are also wonderful, magical, genius and pretty freaking sweet. Well-heeled, too. Don't forget that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

It's time to embrace the True You, norms be damned! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

How about never? Is never good for you? Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Fierce comes in all shapes and sizes. Except this one. This one only comes in the shape of an ankle sock, and in women's shoe size 5-10. It's still fierce, though. Real fierce. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

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Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Especially the sweet, unassuming, cloud-riding, pink bow-wearing kind. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

We don't get off the couch for less than $10,000 a day. Maybe not even then. And by we I mean me and my sweatpants. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 1% spandex.