Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These cards contain 100 chicken recipes that’ll satisfy all your mouth-watering needs, now you can eat cock. Approx. 15 cm x 9 cm x 3.5 cm.
Craving a beer but can’t find a bottle opener? These cards will teach you 100 different ways to open your beer without the need of a bottle opener.
This Bartender 8 Piece Stainless Steel Cocktail Set with stand is essential for any home bar setup or cocktail enthusiast. Made from high-quality 18/8 stainless steel, the 700ml Cobbler shaker will have you mixing drinks like a pro in no time. This set also comes with a 30/45ml spirit measure, cocktail strainer, stirrer, muddler, ice tongs and a corkscrew.
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me. Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle. Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe.
When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find. Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle. Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe.
Our Man's Guide to Getting Old is a tongue-in cheek gift book, perfect for ageing friends and family! With 96 pages of silly and fascinating tips, tricks, quotes and facts to help you embrace your years as a 'silver fox' *wink wink*, all within a hardback cover, this is a hilarious gift for any ageing man in your life! Depth : 20.00 cm Height : 1.00 cm Width : 14.00 cm.
"A mothers smile can brighten even the darkest days" - Inspiration ceramic mug with gold trim. 360ml.
Dig into your day with this ceramic mug featuring a fun Ace of Spades design, perfect for gardening enthusiasts. A sturdy metal garden spade spoon is included, making it a unique and practical gift for birthdays, or any occasion. 500ml capacity. Do not microwave. Hand wash.
The ultimate party weapon – load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Easy to use – just load the cartridge, pull back the cocking mechanism and shoot to get loaded. 60(L) x 60(W) x 270(H) mm.
I'm no delicate lady finger either. I'm a fuckin' M-80. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.
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