Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These cards contain 100 chicken recipes that’ll satisfy all your mouth-watering needs, now you can eat cock. Approx. 15 cm x 9 cm x 3.5 cm.

Craving a beer but can’t find a bottle opener? These cards will teach you 100 different ways to open your beer without the need of a bottle opener.

Swatch your skids with our hilariously stupid '50 Shades of Brown' novelty gift book! Filled with varying shades of brown and inspired by Pantone charts, this describes your dumps based on the hues of your poos! Have a flick through and compare with these hilarious tongue-in-cheek descriptions! Great as a fun novelty gift for friends and family, this 112 page book is complete with quality illustrations and colours - from Mexican Standoff to Spicy Surprise, perfect for a totally serious interior design enthusiast...(not!)

Our Man's Guide to Getting Old is a tongue-in cheek gift book, perfect for ageing friends and family! With 96 pages of silly and fascinating tips, tricks, quotes and facts to help you embrace your years as a 'silver fox' *wink wink*, all within a hardback cover, this is a hilarious gift for any ageing man in your life! Depth : 20.00 cm Height : 1.00 cm Width : 14.00 cm.

Trust us, these plasters are for softies and tough guys alike! They'll relieve your pain and add a little comic relief to your injury. Each tin contains twenty-five offensive plasters which literally add insult to injury.

The ultimate party weapon – load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Easy to use – just load the cartridge, pull back the cocking mechanism and shoot to get loaded. 60(L) x 60(W) x 270(H) mm.

Galaxy-inspired ashtray that’s totally out of this world! Features weed leaf motifs and a bright green alien smoking a joint. Curved notches on the edge to rest your cigarettes. 9.5(L) x 9.5(W) x 8.5(H) cm.

A perfect gift for anyone who is prone to spreading fake news. These sugar free peppermints in our new 30g embossed, high quality tins make the perfect gift for anyone who is prone to spreading fake news! 30g.

Identify the source of Bullshit and spray vigorously! This handy 100ml floral scented air freshener has a spray nozzle and is easy to use. It will combat even the stiffest of challenges!

Anti Farting Mints in an embossed high-quality tin holding 30g of sugar free mints.

The scented soap that tells you were to stick it. The white side is for the face and the brown for the arse. Keeps it all nice and hygienic. 9(L) x 5.5(W) x 2(H) cm. Colour window box

Simply buff up the bald area to create a beautiful sheen! Get the gleam with this special hairbrush for the follically challenged. Now bald men can proudly buff up their bald patch as part of their daily routine. The Baldy’s Buffer is a wooden paddle brush with a special buffing patch.