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100 ways to eat cock

Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These cards contain 100 chicken recipes that’ll satisfy all your mouth-watering needs, now you can eat cock. Approx. 15 cm x 9 cm x 3.5 cm.

$22.99

100 ways to open a beer

Craving a beer but can’t find a bottle opener? These cards will teach you 100 different ways to open your beer without the need of a bottle opener.

$19.99

Alien ashtray

Galaxy-inspired ashtray that’s totally out of this world! Features weed leaf motifs and a bright green alien smoking a joint. Curved notches on the edge to rest your cigarettes. 9.5(L) x 9.5(W) x 8.5(H) cm.

$22.99

Anti bullshit spray

Identify the source of Bullshit and spray vigorously! This handy 100ml floral scented air freshener has a spray nozzle and is easy to use. It will combat even the stiffest of challenges!

$14.99

Anti farting mints

Anti farting mints in a tin. 30g of sugar free mints.

$8.99

Arse/face soap

The scented soap that tells you were to stick it. The white side is for the face and the brown for the arse. Keeps it all nice and hygienic. 9(L) x 5.5(W) x 2(H) cm. Colour window box

$19.99

Baldys buffer

Simply buff up the bald area to create a beautiful sheen! Get the gleam with this special hairbrush for the follically challenged. Now bald men can proudly buff up their bald patch as part of their daily routine. The Baldy’s Buffer is a wooden paddle brush with a special buffing patch.

$14.99

Ballz up party game

Hilarious ball-and-cup party game that gets your heart rate up! Put it around your waist and THRUST. Comes with plastic tub, elastic band, ball on string. 12.0(L) x 12.0(W) x 12.0(H) cm.

$16.99

Bass can cooler

Fin-tastic largemouth bass can cooler made from insulating vinyl Features realistic scale texture and mottled green colouring. Novelty can cooler designed as if bass is swallowing your drink! 9.70(L) x 10.40(W) x 10.50(H) cm.

$16.99

Bass fish bottle opener

Bass-shaped bottle opener to tackle your beer! Sturdy polyresin material with realistic fish colouring. Great gift for a fishing enthusiast. 13.5(L) x 4.8(W) x 5.0(H) cm.

$12.99

Beer playing cards

Do you know your pale ale from your lager? Learn more about your favourite drink as you play a classic card game with this set of Beer Lover's Playing Cards from Ridley's Games. The ideal gift for the beer lover, the cards come in a giftable, beer bottle shaped tin. This set of 54 playing cards features hand illustrated artwork. The playing cards feature facts about different beer varieties and regions.

$19.99

Bell ring for jesus

Ring for attention. Summon the Lord to your side. A holy blasphemous bell. 7.3 cm x 12.8 cm x 7.3cm Boxed.

$19.99