Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These cards contain 100 chicken recipes that’ll satisfy all your mouth-watering needs, now you can eat cock. Approx. 15 cm x 9 cm x 3.5 cm.

Craving a beer but can’t find a bottle opener? These cards will teach you 100 different ways to open your beer without the need of a bottle opener.

Our Man's Guide to Getting Old is a tongue-in cheek gift book, perfect for ageing friends and family! With 96 pages of silly and fascinating tips, tricks, quotes and facts to help you embrace your years as a 'silver fox' *wink wink*, all within a hardback cover, this is a hilarious gift for any ageing man in your life! Depth : 20.00 cm Height : 1.00 cm Width : 14.00 cm.

Plasters for total pussies. Tin contains 25 offensive plasters which literally add insult to injury.

Galaxy-inspired ashtray that’s totally out of this world! Features weed leaf motifs and a bright green alien smoking a joint. Curved notches on the edge to rest your cigarettes. 9.5(L) x 9.5(W) x 8.5(H) cm.

Identify the source of Bullshit and spray vigorously! This handy 100ml floral scented air freshener has a spray nozzle and is easy to use. It will combat even the stiffest of challenges!

The scented soap that tells you were to stick it. The white side is for the face and the brown for the arse. Keeps it all nice and hygienic. 9(L) x 5.5(W) x 2(H) cm. Colour window box

Simply buff up the bald area to create a beautiful sheen! Get the gleam with this special hairbrush for the follically challenged. Now bald men can proudly buff up their bald patch as part of their daily routine. The Baldy’s Buffer is a wooden paddle brush with a special buffing patch.

Hilarious ball-and-cup party game that gets your heart rate up! Put it around your waist and THRUST. Comes with plastic tub, elastic band, ball on string. 12.0(L) x 12.0(W) x 12.0(H) cm.

Bass-shaped bottle opener to tackle your beer! Sturdy polyresin material with realistic fish colouring. Great gift for a fishing enthusiast. 13.5(L) x 4.8(W) x 5.0(H) cm.

Do you know your pale ale from your lager? Learn more about your favourite drink as you play a classic card game with this set of Beer Lover's Playing Cards from Ridley's Games. The ideal gift for the beer lover, the cards come in a giftable, beer bottle shaped tin. This set of 54 playing cards features hand illustrated artwork. The playing cards feature facts about different beer varieties and regions.

Need some relaxation but don't have the time? Know somebody that does? Nothing to entertain you whilst you poop? This hilarious toilet humour book is small enough to fit in most bags, allowing you to sit back on your throne and indulge in style (and stench). The art of logging out is all about switching off, shutting down and relaxing on the toilet with a good thought provoking book. This 96 page book will help you escape into tranquillity and rest your mind all whilst aiding you to re-energise, loosen your focus and your bowel too. Depth : 18.00 cm Height : 1.00 cm Width : 12.00 cm.