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100 ways to open a beer

Craving a beer but can’t find a bottle opener? These cards will teach you 100 different ways to open your beer without the need of a bottle opener.


Alien ashtray

Galaxy-inspired ashtray that’s totally out of this world! Features weed leaf motifs and a bright green alien smoking a joint. Curved notches on the edge to rest your cigarettes. 9.5(L) x 9.5(W) x 8.5(H) cm.


Anti bullshit spray

Identify the source of Bullshit and spray vigorously! This handy 100ml floral scented air freshener has a spray nozzle and is easy to use. It will combat even the stiffest of challenges!


Arse/face soap

The scented soap that tells you were to stick it. The white side is for the face and the brown for the arse. Keeps it all nice and hygienic. 9(L) x 5.5(W) x 2(H) cm. Colour window box


Baldys buffer

Simply buff up the bald area to create a beautiful sheen! Get the gleam with this special hairbrush for the follically challenged. Now bald men can proudly buff up their bald patch as part of their daily routine. The Baldy’s Buffer is a wooden paddle brush with a special buffing patch.


Ballz up party game

Hilarious ball-and-cup party game that gets your heart rate up! Put it around your waist and THRUST. Comes with plastic tub, elastic band, ball on string. 12.0(L) x 12.0(W) x 12.0(H) cm.


Bass can cooler

Fin-tastic largemouth bass can cooler made from insulating vinyl Features realistic scale texture and mottled green colouring. Novelty can cooler designed as if bass is swallowing your drink! 9.70(L) x 10.40(W) x 10.50(H) cm.


Beard dazzled

Wear your beard with pride and Beard-dazzle everyone at your next summer outing with this rainbow beard glitter!


Beer playing cards

Do you know your pale ale from your lager? Learn more about your favourite drink as you play a classic card game with this set of Beer Lover's Playing Cards from Ridley's Games. The ideal gift for the beer lover, the cards come in a giftable, beer bottle shaped tin. This set of 54 playing cards features hand illustrated artwork. The playing cards feature facts about different beer varieties and regions.


Bell ring for jesus

Ring for attention. Summon the Lord to your side. A holy blasphemous bell. 7.3 cm x 12.8 cm x 7.3cm Boxed.


Black never ending calendar

Obviously, this spiral-bound desk Calendar is the perfect companion for your shitstorm of a life. Featuring a day per page, hilarious quotes and a dedicated spot to record special dates for people you really give a fuck about. We’ve even thrown in a page for February 29th at no extra cost. Much like life, this perpetual desk calendar will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on... 110 x 110 mm. 366 Pages. Spiral-bound desk Calendar with matching gift box.


Boob job soap

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm. 150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar. A funny gift for her! This fabulous bar of 100% natural boobilicious soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with gorgeous rose geranium, and made with shea butter, it’s a cheeky gentle treat for all over the body. Your girls are sure to love it. A real treat for your nearest and dearest!