Say hello to the Pet Lovers mug collection, where furry friends take centre stage. Details: Full-coloured ceramic mug with printed pet quote. Size: 12 x 8 x 9cm.

Say hello to the Pet Lovers mug collection, where furry friends take centre stage. Details: Full-coloured ceramic mug with printed pet quote. Size: 12 x 8 x 9cm.

Policeman & Police Box Ceramic Salt & Pepper Set. Box Height 8cm Policeman Height 8.5cm.

Quality black ceramic mug featuring phrase “Best F*cking Dad Ever” Not for the fainthearted, but speaks the truth! Dishwasher and microwave safe 80(L) x 80(W) x 95(H) mm Colour box

Quality black ceramic mug featuring a rising sun and “Good Morning F*ckers!” in shiny gold foil Start your day off with a sassy, badass message Hand wash only – not microwave or dishwasher safe 80(L) x 80(W) x 95(H) mm Colour box

It's a bit silly, a whole lot raunchy and sure to get everyone absolutely cackling! The two boobs sit in the racy red corset tray, and have different numbered holes on the nipples to tell them apart. I bet that's a sentence you didn't think you'd ever read... This is sure to be a gift they never imagined they'd receive. It might not be one they'll whip out when the parents come over for tea. 13 x 7.4 x 6.5 cms

Salt and pepper set shaped like an Old English sheep dog and red dog bowl. Adorable design makes this set a perfect collectible for dog lovers. Hand wash only - not dishwasher safe. Product dimension approx: 115(L) x55(W) x85(H)mm. Size: 85mm tall.

Pair of cute pug salt and pepper shakers. Holes at top make it easy to tell salt and pepper apart. 4(L) x 8(W) x 8(H) cm.

Cute ceramic salt and pepper shakers shaped like two halves of an avocado. Features a 3D avocado stone on one half that fits perfectly into the hollow on the other half. Put them together to create a whole avocado! Hand wash only – not dishwasher safe. 7(L) x 3(W) x 7.50 (H) cm.

Sarcasm. Just one more service I offer mug. Novelty Ceramic Mug. Boxed. Capacity 250ml.

Why do people talk before 9am in the morning? Shut the fuck up! Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle. Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe.

Spice up the dining table with this creepy set of black and white skull salt and pepper shakers. Whether they're displayed as part of a grand Halloween feast or they're used all year long, these tableware pieces are sure to spark conversation. Bon appétit! Food safe. H:5.5 x W:6 x D:4 cm.