Spice up your mealtime with the Boobs Noodle Bowl – a bowl that’s busting with personality! With a curvy, comical design and its “Mood for Noods?” tagline, this is one bowl that knows how to get attention. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend with a great sense of humor or keeping it for your own not-so-subtle snack attacks, it’s sure to be a conversation starter. 250(L) x 150(W) x 110(H) mm.

Need some relaxation but don't have the time? Know somebody that does? Nothing to entertain you whilst you poop? This hilarious toilet humour book is small enough to fit in most bags, allowing you to sit back on your throne and indulge in style (and stench). The art of logging out is all about switching off, shutting down and relaxing on the toilet with a good thought provoking book. This 96 page book will help you escape into tranquillity and rest your mind all whilst aiding you to re-energise, loosen your focus and your bowel too. Depth : 18.00 cm Height : 1.00 cm Width : 12.00 cm.

Edible milk-chocolate flavoured body pen. Draw it on and lick it off! Pen: 14x2.5cm.

Find the answers to life's questions! Offers fortune-telling fun and intrigue.Size: 6x6cm.

Warning system for when your emotions are all over the place. Reads CAUTION MOOD SWING IN OPERATION. Fun for the office and home! Made of plastic. Printed both sides. Freestanding. Measures approx. 25 x 12 cm (width at base).

DESK WARNING SIGN - SENIOR MOMENT Forgetful? Confused? Let people know when you're having a 'senior moment' with this hilarious plastic warning sign. Bright yellow and small enough to stand on your desk, this sign is sure to let everyone know what to expect. Just remember, your colleagues NEED to know what it was like 'back in the day'. perfect as a funny novelty gift to your forgetful self or one of your more senior minded friends for a special birthday, christmas or secret santa. What was I saying again? 25cm high

100 paw-some dog puns and jokes to cheer someone up if they’re having a ruff day! Approx: 11cm x 7.5cm x 3.5cm.

Can't decide what to drink? Well our fun drinking dice takes all the stress out of enjoying your night properly! Dimension - approx 3 cm x 3 cm x 3 cm.

99 problems but an itch ain’t one! Expands up to 49 cm long! No need for back scratching negotiations, take care of yourself! Stainless steel rod with non-slip PVC grip. 59.50(L) x 4(W) x 1(H) cm.

Large porcelain jar made for your weed stash. Green and white jar with relaxed, droopy eyes above a “F*ck I’m High” quote. Air-tight silicone lid keeps your best bud fresh. 7.5(L) x 7.5(W) x 9.5(H) cm.

We've all played this game in our heads, so let your weirdest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game! Approx. 15 cm x 9 cm x 3.5 cm.

Identify the source of odour and spray vigorously at Farter! This handy 100ml floral scented air freshener has a spray nozzle and is easy to use. It will combat even the stiffest of challenges!