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Don’t let them drive you nuts, grab these for instant stress relief. Stick underneath your desk for easy, convenient and instant stress relief. Hang ’em low, and squeeze ’em hard. Includes 2 testes for a realistic feel. 7.4(L) x 4.5(W) x 10(H) cm.

A formula to celebrate the wiseness that comes with age Contains New Zealand made Fruit Balls. May contain traces of wheat flour. Gelatine free.

A super strength hug formula. Contains Gummy Bears. May contain Gluten and Soy.

Specially formulated to improve the quality of indescribably cheesy or tragically lame jokes. Contains New Zealand made black ball candy. May contain wheat flour.

This formula can be used on a daily basis to relieve the frustration caused by insanely stupid individuals. Contains Fizzy Cola Bottles. May contain gluten. 200g.

A remedy for the suppression of one-off violent farts or for when needing to control longer lasting cases of flatulence. Contains 175g Sprinkle covered Aniseed Gummies. Dairy and Soy may be present. Gluten Free. Made in New Zealand.

The ultimate remedy to stop procrastination and give a super boost to productivity and energy. Contains New Zealand made Fruit Balls. May contain traces of wheat flour. Gelatine free. 190g.

A supplement for those times when you are feeling hotter than a carolina reaper chilli. Contains New Zealand made strawberry rock candy. May contain traces of wheat. Gelatine free.

To give a boost to those poor sods who have reached the climax of their life and are now starting to ‘fall apart’. New Zealand made Jelly Beans. Does not contain gelatin. 230g.

Useful for those occasions when suffering a temporary lapse of memory, logic or mental function. Also known as having a brain fart! Contains New Zealand made Granny Mints. May contain wheat flour.

For someone who is totally awesome. A true real life superstar! Contains Assorted Rock Candy. May contain traces of wheat flour. Made in New Zealand.

For those times when someone needs to be reminded just how amazing they are. Better than all the rest. Contains New Zealand made jersey caramels. Contains wheat gluten and milk. Contains gelatine.