Technology should amplify the human experience, not fuck with it. Just once, it would be good if a website said ‘close enough’ when you enter your username and password. Does “Sorry, your password is too weak. You must include: a symbol, a number, the name of your first pet, a spell, the entire script of ‘The Titanic’ and an uppercase letter.” have a familiar ring to it? Then, hold that thought! You need to use this journal. Defamations takes no responsibility if you fail to write down your passwords in this book. There’s only so much we can do to help you! 115 x 115 mm. 72 pages.
PECKER VEIL What's a bride is without her veil? This fun bachelorette veil is decorated with small peckers down the back and an easy to wear clip to affix to her hair. On the night of her party, no bride-to-be should go without this fun veil!
Cute salt and pepper set shaped like a pair penguins sitting on icebergs. Perfectly shaped to sit side by side holding flippers! Mr penguin is a little larger and Mrs Penguin has cute fluttery lashes. Hand wash only – not dishwasher safe. 15(L) x 5.50(W) x 9.50(H) cm.
Here is a great meal for your next dinner party, real pasta in the shape of mini penis! Go on serve up to the unexpecting guest and watch their reaction! Also great idea for hens night or grown up birthday party! 200g of Italian durum wheat Penis Pasta.
Add some enchantment to your graters for kitchen with this whimsical helper! Pepito's sharp teeth make quick work of cheese, chocolate, citrus peels, garlic, and ginger. Hold his pointy hat for comfortable control while his protective cap keeps fingers safe when not in use. Ideal for kitchen wizards who like their parmesan cheese grater with a dash of garden gnome charm! Dishwasher Safe, Stainless Steel, BPA Free, Food Safe. Dimensions: 11.02 x 2.36 inches.
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