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Toilet noodle bowl w/chopstick

Flush away the ordinary and serve up your noodles in the most unforgettable way possible! The Noodle Bowl Toilet Mug is here to stir up your mealtime with laughs, conversation, and totally Instagrammable slurps. Whether it’s a gag gift, a white elephant party hit, or your new favorite bowl (hey, we don’t judge), this bowl is going to bowl… you… over. 250(L) x 190(W) x 140(H) mm.

$34.99

Toilet visitor book

There is no greater joy than dropping off the kids by the pool, so let your guests do it in style and rate their visit Each page has space for name, date/reason for visiting and suggestions If you need funny gifts for men or are looking for your own bathroom decor, then look no further This toilet book even contains all 10 pages of jokes and facts about the potty. (Make sure your guests wash their hands before writing)

$19.99

Torso mug

Ceramic mug shaped as a muscular male torso. Fun, flirty design for coffee breaks or desks. Get your hands on a hot, buff cuppa!

$18.99

Tree frog ceramic mug

Tree Frog with Jungle Decal Ceramic Shaped Handle Mug. Height 14cm Width 11.5cm Depth 8cm. 400ml.

$16.99

Trump loo paper

Dump on Donald! Take some executive time with Trump’s kissing face. 95(L) x 95(W) x 100(H) mm.

$9.99

Ultimate TV

Are you usually glued to the sofa? Have you seen every box set known to man? This trivia will really be your cup of tea! Grab your friends and see who's got the greatest TV knowledge. Each pack includes 100 questions.

$16.99

Waiters corkscrew

The unique hinged lever system easily extracts the toughest corks and draws them straight up without bending or breaking off inside the bottle. After screwing in the worm, the handle is raised, lifting the cork, the second position on the hinged lever then swings into place and by raising the handle a second time, the cork is quickly removed. *Stainless Steel body *Hardened steel wormDual lever system *Measures approx. 12cm in length (when folded up)

$16.99

Wake & bake coffee mug

Wake up with a double hit, with this dual function mug. Holds coffee or tea in the cup, with a functional water pipe underneath. The mug liquid is completely separate from the pipe liquid and will not be contaminated by smoke. This is a tobacco product and should not be sold to anyone under the age of 18. 13(L) x 9(W) x 15(H) cm.

$36.99

Whisky bullets

Have your shot full strength without the dilution of ice. Stainless steel with food safe freezing gel. Classy magentic clasp packaging with 4 bullets and 1 velvet bag. 1.0(L) x 1.0(W) x 6.0(H) cm.

$36.99

Whisky dice

Have your shot full strength without the dilution of ice. Quality stainless steel filled with food safe freezing gel. Not just for whisky! Chills all types of drinks. 4 classy dice-shaped whisky stones and 1 velvet bag. 10.8(L) x 15.0(W) x 3.5(H) cm.

$34.99

White cat salt & peppers

This sweet pair of ceramic salt and pepper shakers is shaped like sitting white cats, making mealtimes a little more purr-sonal. A delightful kitchen table addition or gift for cat enthusiasts. Comes in coloured box packaging.

$22.99

Why birds sing mug

Do you know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don’t have to go to fucking work. Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle. Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe.

$19.99