Technology should amplify the human experience, not fuck with it. Just once, it would be good if a website said ‘close enough’ when you enter your username and password. Does “Sorry, your password is too weak. You must include: a symbol, a number, the name of your first pet, a spell, the entire script of ‘The Titanic’ and an uppercase letter.” have a familiar ring to it? Then, hold that thought! You need to use this journal. Defamations takes no responsibility if you fail to write down your passwords in this book. There’s only so much we can do to help you! 115 x 115 mm. 72 pages.

Discover and learn more about your cat's personality. Cats & Astrology. Original gift for the cat parent. Discover your cat's mysterious personality with this fun card set from Gift Republic! This original card pack for cat lovers consists of 100 cards with new insights, useful tips and interesting facts for and about your cat. A purrrfect gift for the cat owner who wants to know everything about their stubborn four-legged friend. Dimensions: 21 x 16 x 12 cm.

Discover and learn more about your dog's personality Dogs & Astrology. Original gift for dog owners. Discover your dog's mysterious personality with this fun card set from Gift Republic! This original card package for dog lovers consists of 100 cards with new insights, useful tips and interesting facts for and about your dog. A fantastic gift for the dog owner who wants to know everything about their four-legged friend. Dimensions: 21 x 16 x 12 cm.

Wireless, rechargeable speaker eye mask Enjoy listening to music as you sleep without the discomfort of earphones! Made from quality, soft material that is breathable and cosy with an adjustable strap for premium comfort. Features Bluetooth technology and includes USB cable. 40.50(L) x 1.0(W) x 0.20(H) cm.

A hilarious, revealing party card game for any number of players. Can you trick your friends while keeping a straight face? Pick an ACTION card and a TOPIC card but keep the contents secret. Depending on what the cards state, tell either the truth or lie about that chosen topic. Each box contains 75 cards, 1 instruction card, a scorepad and a pencil.

Flush away boredom with Poop Jokes Cards, a hilarious collection of 100 poop-themed jokes, puns, and one-liners designed to keep everyone laughing. Whether you’re looking to spice up family game night, entertain the kids on a road trip, or break the ice at a party, this set has you covered.

Think you know your pornos from your Pacino movies? Guess your way through 100 quotes to discover if you’re a movie buff or if it’s time you put the tissues away during your nights in for one. Approx: 9x15x3.5cm.

Large porcelain jar made for your weed stash. Looks like an orange and white medicine bottle with an amusing (but fake) prescription label design. Air-tight silicone lid keeps your best bud fresh. 7.5(L) x 7.5(W) x 9.5(H) cm.

Are you tired of holding back your true thoughts at work? Or do you struggle to decode snarky remarks from your colleagues? Don't worry, Professional Insults comes to the rescue! With 50 pages of clever jabs and witty, workplace approved comebacks, you'll finally have the perfect way to express yourself without raising any red flags with HR. This fun flip book is the ultimate decoder for those who want to cut through the corporate jargon and understand what people really mean. So, let your inner snark fly and express yourself like never before, all while staying on the company's good side. Depth : 2.00 cm, Height : 14.00 cm, Width : 25.00 cm.

Squeeze nose to hear sound! The Noisest Underwear In The Bedroom! Quality novelty underwear that makes a sound when you squeeze the crotch! Powered by a button cell that is changeable, so your man never has to stop mooing for you on the bedroom! Measure approx H35cm x W17.5cm x D4cm

Just because it rains it doesn’t mean all the fun has to stop! You no longer need to let dark rain clouds dampen your mood anymore, just keep one of our ponchos in your bag ready to pop out when the storm clouds come, and you can put the sunshine back into any rainy day. Instantly transform your look and put a smile on everyone’s face with one of our cute Pug Ponchos. Polyester, Machine Washable.

Just because it rains it doesn’t mean all the fun has to stop! You no longer need to let dark rain clouds dampen your mood anymore, just keep one of our ponchos in your bag ready to pop out when the storm clouds come, and you can put the sunshine back into any rainy day. Instantly transform your look and put a smile on everyone’s face with one of our Rainbow Ponchos. Polyester, Machine Washable.