Keep your screens clear and your workspace adorable with the Sloth Screen Cleaner Buddy, a soft microfibre plush designed to gently wipe away smudges, dust and fingerprints. Compact enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this relaxed little sloth makes cleaning your phone, laptop or monitor both easy and enjoyable. Its ultra-soft underside is safe for delicate surfaces, leaving them spotless without streaks or scratches. As part of the Screen Cleaner Buddy Collection, you can team your sloth with the Cat and Capybara buddies to build a complete set of cute and handy screen-cleaning friends.

Savour the slow moments with our delightfully lazy Sloth Tea Infuser. Made from food-safe silicone and shaped like the world’s chillest animal, this little guy perches on the edge of your mug and takes care of steeping your loose-leaf tea—one slow, soothing sip at a time. It’s easy to use, a breeze to clean, and guaranteed to make every tea break a moment of pure relaxation. Whether you're winding down at work, unwinding at home, or looking for a fun gift for the tea lover in your life, this sloth is here to remind you: slow is the way to go.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm. 150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar. 85 x 55 x 30 mm | Peppermint and poppy seeds | Individually wrapped novelty soap Know a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake ’em up! For a lush tush, sweet cheeks and buffed buns, this perky peppermint novelty soap is an absolute cracker! We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK, so the names are wickedly hilarious, but the fun soap bars themselves are seriously good). A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous not flabby ass. Contains no palm oil and is paraben, plastic, artificial perfumes, artificial colours, and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm. 150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar. Sniff those middle fingers people, because they will smell divine! Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet! A dellightful bar of soap and perfect for tickling your fancy – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar. Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a gag gift that's fun, effective and kind!

Is something or someone a pain in the butt? Give this a squeeze and feel better. Enter the serene mind of a beach bum. 9.0(L) x 6.0(W) x 6.0(H) cm.

Don’t let them drive you nuts, grab these for instant stress relief. Stick underneath your desk for easy, convenient and instant stress relief. Hang ’em low, and squeeze ’em hard. Includes 2 testes for a realistic feel. 7.4(L) x 4.5(W) x 10(H) cm.

A formula to celebrate the wiseness that comes with age Contains New Zealand made Fruit Balls. May contain traces of wheat flour. Gelatine free.

A super strength hug formula. Contains Gummy Bears. May contain Gluten and Soy.

To maintain and enhance all stages of the magnificent Dad Bod. Contains Gummy Cola Bottles. 200gms.

Specially formulated to improve the quality of indescribably cheesy or tragically lame jokes. Contains New Zealand made black ball candy. May contain wheat flour.

This formula can be used on a daily basis to relieve the frustration caused by insanely stupid individuals. Contains Fizzy Cola Bottles. May contain gluten. 200g.

A remedy for the suppression of one-off violent farts or for when needing to control longer lasting cases of flatulence. Contains 175g Sprinkle covered Aniseed Gummies. Dairy and Soy may be present. Gluten Free. Made in New Zealand.