Hand crafted from solid timber, these display only miniature guitars have mock strings, fets and tuning keys, making them a great gift for music lovers. Each guitar comes in a branded box packaging and with a stand. Measures: 25.4cm high. Please note, this is decorative only, the guitar does NOT play.

Hand crafted from solid timber, these display only miniature guitars have mock strings, fets and tuning keys, making them a great gift for music lovers. Each guitar comes in a branded box packaging and with a stand. Measures: 25.4cm high. Please note, this is decorative only, the guitar does NOT play.

Hand crafted from solid timber, these display only miniature guitars have mock strings, fets and tuning keys, making them a great gift for music lovers. Each guitar comes in a branded box packaging and with a stand. Measures: 25.4cm high.

Neon USB 'Man Cave' Light Wall Hanging Sign. (USB plug not included). Size: 45x1.5x11cm.

Neon USB 'Rainbow' Light on Stand. (USB plug not included). Size: 23x4x12.5cm.

Naughty Red Heart Nipple Tassels. One size fits all! Shimmer, Shine and Look Divine!

Store your snacks with a side of sass using this ‘Nobody Knows I’m Gay’ lunch bag. Subtle? Not exactly. Hilarious? Absolutely. Perfect for anyone who loves a cheeky laugh at lunchtime. Size: 25 cm x 15 cm (W x H, approx).

Guaranteed to cause a stir, these 6 offensive stencils are perfect for pouring on to a frothy coffee or decorating cakes.

Technology should amplify the human experience, not fuck with it. Just once, it would be good if a website said ‘close enough’ when you enter your username and password. Does “Sorry, your password is too weak. You must include: a symbol, a number, the name of your first pet, a spell, the entire script of ‘The Titanic’ and an uppercase letter.” have a familiar ring to it? Then, hold that thought! You need to use this journal. Defamations takes no responsibility if you fail to write down your passwords in this book. There’s only so much we can do to help you! 115 x 115 mm. 72 pages.

A hilarious, revealing party card game for any number of players. Can you trick your friends while keeping a straight face? Pick an ACTION card and a TOPIC card but keep the contents secret. Depending on what the cards state, tell either the truth or lie about that chosen topic. Each box contains 75 cards, 1 instruction card, a scorepad and a pencil.

Think you know your pornos from your Pacino movies? Guess your way through 100 quotes to discover if you’re a movie buff or if it’s time you put the tissues away during your nights in for one. Approx: 9x15x3.5cm.

Squeeze nose to hear sound! The Noisest Underwear In The Bedroom! Quality novelty underwear that makes a sound when you squeeze the crotch! Powered by a button cell that is changeable, so your man never has to stop mooing for you on the bedroom! Measure approx H35cm x W17.5cm x D4cm